Weekend: Trump style

A friend shared this on FB.  Given my love of Battlestar Galactica, this was particularly awesome…

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I’ve decided to start answering all questions in the way of Donald Trump.

“Sarah, what are your plans for the weekend?”

Well let me just start by saying that I have enormous respect for you. You’re a great person and we always get along beautifully. I WILL do something this weekend and it’s going to be huge. It’s going to be great. It’s going to be way better than anything you’re going to do. In fact, it’ll be the best thing anyone has ever done. I’ve looked at some polls and they all agree with me. I’m winning in every category. Everybody loves me.

“But didn’t you say the other day that you were just going to paint your nails and watch Battlestar Galactica?”

I did not say that. You are the biggest liar I’ve ever met. A really dirty liar. I’ve actually heard people call you some truly terrible names but I won’t do that because that would be rude. But you’re a basket case. Although, I am the best at painting nails. Way better than anyone else. And I’m going to cut the best deal on nail polish you’ve ever seen in your life. Ulta is going to lose. I’m going to beat them. And I am very pro Battlestar Galactica. More so than anyone else ever. Nobody knows Battlestar Galactica like I do. Commander Adama has personally endorsed me. I’ve been a big contributor to that show and I’ve won many, many awards. If you look at the polls you will see that I have done very well with every category, even the Cylons. The Cylons love me. I’m actually going to negotiate a deal between the Twelve Colonies and the Cylons. I am the best.

Written By: Sarah (Hagedorn) Savage

 

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Professor of Political Science at NC State http://faculty.chass.ncsu.edu/shgreene

3 Responses to Weekend: Trump style

  1. Pingback: Weekend: Trump style – One Reasonable Person

  2. itchy says:

    Brilliant!

  3. L. van Ree says:

    Wow, you dived into Trump’s mind and made it your own. Must have been a scary experience. Luckily you had Commander Adama for comfort;)
    This was brilliant!

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